First off, Pigpen sucks hard. I think we all can agree on that. People who drink and drive arent bad just in a hurry to get home. Second, Michael Lane has the Herp and hasnt watched a basketball game since 1994 when he farted on his mothers head and called it a deal. Jimmy is laying in a bed and hates black people. We dont like him for being racist but he is and will never change. We will reveal his phone number in later posts.
On the sports side, Barry Bonds hit 751 tonight and hit his 12th male asshole night. Quite impressive if you ask me. Next closest man is Hank Aaron who has hit 11 male assholes and never gotten any STDs but is still in the Hall of Fame. (-108)
In other news, Arod trotted around in practice but farted and had to take a time out. Apparently his farts smell like 98 year old vagina that has been dipped in 3 day old taco bell chili. (+112)
In the NBA, KG refuses to be traded to any time accept the Portland Trailblazers. He just likes them because he likes trails and he likes blazes.
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